A Client Gift Nobody Regifts
HERE’S WHERE IT GETS PERSONAL.
NOW PUT YOUR TEAM
INSIDE THE BOOK.
Your clients aren’t getting a cookbook with your logo slapped on the cover. We build your people into the actual book — your photos, your message, your favorite recipes, and the stories behind them.
They don’t just remember the gift. They remember who gave it to them.
That’s Lisa, Chris, and John.
Your version has your people instead.
Up to six team members. One gift your clients won’t confuse with everybody else’s.
Not Another Sh*tty Client Gift
Flowers wilt. Cheese baskets get regifted. Popcorn tins go straight to the break room and die there, unopened. Generic swag doesn’t build anything — it just proves you spent money.
Not Another Sh*tty Cookbook is different. It’s a real book with your team built into it — something clients use, keep, and remember who gave it to them.
What’s Actually Inside
Every copy includes your team photo and a personal message from all of you — followed by each person’s favorite recipe and the story behind why they chose it. Then we mark those recipes in the table of contents with your team’s own colored stars.
Next month. Next year. Whenever your client goes looking for that recipe, they’ll see the star — and remember exactly who gave them the book.
Your custom edition can feature up to six members of your team.
★ This Is What Shows Up At Their Door
Every custom edition is a real, professionally printed paperback — nearly 300 pages, not a mockup, not a PDF. Your custom pages become part of the actual book. Then we print it, bind it and put the finished thing in your client’s hands. Not something they download. Not something they log into. Something that sits on the shelf until somebody gets hungry.
SWEET, SPICY, OR SAVORY?
Three books. Three personalities. Choose one — or mix all three across your gift list.
Sweet — for the client with a dessert habit they won’t admit to.
Spicy — for the client who thinks “mild” is a personal insult.
Savory — for the client who considers bacon its own food group.
THEY’LL EAT THE POPCORN.
THEY’LL KEEP THE COOKBOOK.
Yes, you can spend less.
You can send another popcorn tin. Another fruit basket. Another bottle of wine. Put your logo on something nobody asked for and call it client appreciation.
They’ll say thank you.
They’ll be very polite about it.
And three days later, it’s gone.
OR YOU CAN GIVE THEM THIS.
A nearly 300-page, professionally printed cookbook customized with your team, your photos, your message, your favorite recipes and the stories behind them.
Something they’ll cook from. Something they’ll keep. Something that might still be sitting in their kitchen five Christmases from now.
THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
$89
Your team. Your message. Your favorites. The actual book.
Same gift budget. Completely different shelf life.
The cheese basket never stood a chance.
How It Works
1. SEND IT — Names. Photos. Titles. Favorite recipes. A little bit about why each person picked theirs.
YOUR PART TAKES LESS THAN AN HOUR.
2. SEE IT — We build your custom pages and send you a digital proof.
3. APPROVE IT — Nothing gets printed until you say it’s right.
4. WE SHIP IT — We turn the approved version into the actual books and get them headed your way.
WANNA SEE YOUR PEOPLE IN THE BOOK?
Tell us a little about your team and roughly how many books you’re thinking about. We’ll take it from there.
No 47-page corporate gifting catalog. No awkward sales presentation. Let’s just see what your version could look like.
$89 PER BOOK
Any edition. Mix and match if you want.
YOUR $89 INCLUDES:
The actual nearly 300-page printed cookbook
Your team’s custom pages
Team photos and personal message
Favorite recipes and personal stories
Custom table-of-contents stars
Digital proof before anything goes to print.
Shipping quoted at time of order
THINKING CHRISTMAS?
Good. So is everybody else.
Custom books take actual humans, actual proofs and actual printing, so don’t wait until the office tree is already up.
Tell us what you’re thinking and we’ll confirm the timing before you commit to anything.